Cue:Lisa Stansfield “All Around The World”
Being born and raised in “the D”, I’ve come across a few very proud Detroiters.
Wait,You know what?
“Proud” may not even be a strong enough word…..
I recall someone saying once, “I breathe this city”,
Dang!That’s a strong statement.
And I suppose every city has chesty residents like this.
Utter one bad word about their stomping grounds,
you better be ready for a serious battle.
I feel prideful of my hometown too at times.
Cue: Rachelle Ferell "Individuality"
I wonder what were these crowds of clones drinking before a bad boy said Ciroc wastheebest solution for the parched?
Mmmm, they were probably sipping Moscato cause a mushy thug mentioned it
And before that, Cristal cause a self proclaimed god told them to (then told them not to)
And before that, Gin & juice cause a new age pimp mumbled about guzzling it for 3 min and 31 seconds.
I saw a tweet once that said “ugh, who’sstill
Cue: Kanye West "Workout Plan"
It's 2:01am on Jan 2, 2012.
And just like clockwork, the fitness and weight loss clubs have welcomed us to the new year with nonstop ads of
‘$0 enrollment fee - as low as $10/month - free childrens play area’ , topped with Jennifer's, Janet's and Mariah's new figures flaunted to motivated the masses.
Anything to get us in the door, right?
Just before I began to write a few minutes ago, I put a bottled water in the fridge to get cold and plugged up my ipod to charge because yes, I too need a seat on the wagon.